“We live on an island. How are
you scared of water?” Aster leaned recklessly against the rails of the ferry
that was taking her and Quincy to the mainland in order to visit the zoo, an
event they had been greatly looking forward to for perhaps a week but what felt
like to both of them to be an eternity. She inhaled the salty air, letting it
sting the back of her nasal cavities. “What about when we first got here for
school?”
“I was asleep,” Quincy replied.
He stayed a safe distance from where Aster was without looking to conspicuous.
He greatly detested letting anyone know he was afraid of anything. After all,
he, a man, should have no fears- or so he had always assumed based on the
examples of Aster’s father and older brother Alexander.
“No you weren’t, Quincy.”
“Well at least I don’t think a
cow haunts the main house because older brother Alexander went cow tipping that
one time.”
Aster turned around sharply,
which Quincy wasn’t expecting. Rouge covered her cheeks. “Hey hey hey, you
didn’t have the room the ghost cow mooed by every night. Bovinospiraphobia is a
legit thing.”
“Whatever.” The heterochromnic
boy sunk to the ground. “What do you think happened to Basil? I kept pointy
things under my pillow in case he came to my room. I even made Eugene stay up
to keep watch.”
“Keep your roomie up so you can
be rested for the zoo. Good thinking.” Aster nodded her head in approval. “Sam
told me this morning he went back to Basil’s room and he was gone. He asked
around and nobody’s seen him. He just vanished with all his stuff.”
“I feel like we should have
invited Sam to the zoo. You know, as thanks for saving my life or whatever.”
With an extended finger Quincy started spelling out words on the floor of the
ferry, like Komodo dragon, koala and marsupial.
“I thought it might be nice to
invite the raincoats.”
Quincy hissed.
“We’re kind of the bomb-diggity,
I don’t know if you knew that Quincy. We intimidate new people.”
The rest of the boat ride was
uneventful, and by uneventful it was painfully mediocre in Aster’s mind. The
zoo itself was much more entertaining. Upon first arrival and much pushing of
little children out of the way, the dynamic duo stopped in front of the zoo
directory in order to plot out the places which would most interest them. And,
of course, the bear house was at the very top of the list. When Aster pointed
it out, Quincy was rather reluctant to go.
“That place is obviously a joke,
Aster,” Quincy said as he started his journey to the lizard house. He had
always had this ridiculous fascination with lizards, especially the ones who
could regrow limbs. That was an ability he thought would be totally boss to
have.
“Quincy, bears exist. What
happened in life to make you think otherwise?” Aster had been with Quincy
practically non-stop for sixteen years and for the life of her, through
vigorous, rigorous, even, searches through her mind, not one event she could
think of would lend itself to giving Quincy this ridiculous notion. So,
unfortunately, it was probably Aster’s fault when she first created him. One of
these days she would find herself riddled with guilt. But she would let future
Aster worry about that.
As Quincy was about to respond, he
ran into a stocky man with an antique looking camera. Quincy apologized, and
focused his attention on the camera for it had a strange fuzzy aura around it
that he found to be alluring, curious. Like it didn’t belong. He pointed at it.
“Hey, what kind of camera is
that? It looks pretty sweet,” Quincy said.
“The kind that steals souls,”
said the man with a gravelly voice. The response was creepy, unexpected, and
didn’t interest Quincy in the slightest because he didn’t believe him much like
how he didn’t believe in the bear house.
“Uh, yeah. Whatever,” Quincy
replied disappointedly.
“That’s nice. Come on, Quincy.” Aster
grabbed his arm, ignoring the gravelly-voiced crazy camera man completely. She
was, after all, on a mission. “Let’s go see the bears so I can prove to you
they exist and let the creepy man play with his toys. We’re not missing this
opportunity.”
“Whatever, they’re probably-”
“If you say robots I’m tossing
you in the baboon pit.”
“I don’t think there are baboons
here.”
And so the trip started, with a
sort of foreshadowing fizzle that neither cared to acknowledge. They were on
vacation; anything pertaining to the stealing of souls was to be kept on campus
for their club activities. They were at the zoo to view animals, which wouldn’t
have been a problem if any of the animals had actually been out and about.
“I told you this was a joke.”
They had made it to the bear house, which was really a pit, and Quincy leaned
on the safety protection bar surrounding it.
“No it’s not, there’s one right
there.” Aster pointed to a brown lump that was obviously, to her anyway, a
bear. A sleepy bear. A sleeping bear. Or a rock. Yes, that was definitely a
rock, and Aster felt blood rushing to her face from embarrassment. Hopefully
Quincy wouldn’t notice.
“I’m pretty sure that’s a rock.”
Quincy has assumed correctly, and turned his back to the pit, folding his arms
against his chest in a frumpy manner.
“Don’t be a frump-a-lump. A bear
will come out. Eventually.” Aster put her weight on the bars around the pit’s
perimeter, leaning in to see if she could spot any signs of a bear. Really, any
bear would do. Big bear, little bear, fat bear, polar bear— She was tired of
Quincy’s ridiculous non-belief in the animal.
Quincy, rather effortlessly, did
a front flip, a cartwheel, and then a hand stand to get Aster’s attention. None
of those worked, and Aster kept on leaning over the rail but some very kind zoo
goers and their children took notice and provided light applause for the boy. This
did not please him. Well, the applause pleased him greatly, but Aster not
focusing on him was not pleasing. The least she could do was pretend.
“Aster,” Quincy whined, still
upside-down. “Let’s go to the lizard house! I think they might let us hold a komodo
dragon if we find a worker and ask.”
“If we can find any workers. I
haven’t seen any since the front gate. You know, I bet you could run a zoo
pretty easily without many employees. You only really need the ticket people,
and they can be replaced by machines. Then you just need the animal trainers.”
Aster’s rather unromantic view
of the zoo left Quincy feeling rather empty and hopeless for approximately
fifteen seconds, just long enough for him to literally get back on his feet and
sigh a tiny little sigh reminiscent of his eight-year-old self. Then he got
over it and grabbed Aster by her shoulders (which were soft- like, baby skin
soft, which meant she was using the lotion Quincy got her for her last
birthday), forcing her to face him and then tossing her over his shoulder. This
action would shock any normal person, and it also, honestly, shocked Aster, who
was too busy looking for a bear in a pit to assume something like that would
happen and properly prepare herself.
“Come on! I want to hold a komodo
dragon!” Quincy made sure to annunciate every syllable in Komodo.
“I don’t want to hold a komodo
dragon,” Aster complained, getting over the initial shock of being tossed over
the shoulder of her five-year-old self’s creation. “It’ll steal the poetry of
my soul.”
Quincy
stopped walking. “Your soul has poetry?”
Aster patted Quincy on the butt,
that being, unfortunately, the closest thing to her reach. “I created you,
didn’t I?”
Quincy set Aster down and, with
a serious expression, shook his head in disagreement. “Definitely no poetry,”
he said, “definitely not.”
“I don’t know what I was
thinking,” Aster said with a flip of her hair. “If I created you there’s
definitely no poetry in there. Come on; let’s go see ourselves a dragon.”
The duo looped their arms
together and were off.
Sometime later, near the evening
as the zoo was readying to close, Aster looped Quincy back to the bear pit. The
day had not been enthralling in the slightest. Most of the animals were either
asleep or missing, the few workers that they could find each lying, saying that
the animals were only asleep.
Carelessly, Aster leaned over
the railing again.
“It’s got to be so easy to run a zoo without any animals. All you have to
do is tell people the animals are asleep.” Quincy said while slurping down the
last bit of over-priced lemonade they had gotten somewhere near the birds where
Quincy had wanted to see a kiwi, only to be told they were only viewable on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at ten A.M. and only if he were to be one of
the first twenty-five people in line. The entire zoo experience was blowing
hard core.
“That’s called a scam, Quincy.” Aster lowered herself back to her feet
and turned to face Quincy. “What’re you looking at?”
Quincy pointed a little ways off into a small crowd of people, which
didn’t help Aster in the slightest to see what he was observing.
“Give me a hint?”
“What? I pointed. There.” Quincy pointed again with his finger, as if the
extra jabbing motion would suddenly make things click for his biffle. “The guy
with the camera from earlier.”
“What about him?” Aster asked, still unable to see him.
“He doesn’t belong.”
Those three words meant more to Aster than any hand gesture. Without
another word, she and Quincy ran over to the gathering of people and as they
grew closer they could hear murmurs of fear. The group of people were all
gathered around something, and Aster had to push her way through to see what it
was they were all staring at. There, in a crumpled heap in the center, was a
young man no older than twenty, his eyes lifeless and the ground around him
torn up.
“Quincy, call an ambulance!” Aster shouted, kneeling by the young man.
Someone in the crowd muttered that an ambulance had already been called and
somebody else asked what Aster was doing. She assured them that, as a pre-med
student at Plumfield University, she knew what she was doing. Of course she
knew, but she also knew the boy was dead. It didn’t stop her from trying.
After a few minutes of trying chest compressions, Quincy tapped her on the
shoulder. She turned her head to look at her friend. He shook his head.
“He isn’t in the crowd anymore. Let’s go.”
Aster took her leave of the body and pushed through the crowd with
Quincy, surprised that it had grown so much. What surprised her even more was
that another crowd was forming just a little ways away near the lizards. The
camera guy was leaving a trail.
The sun had all but set by the time the duo of Q & A had found their
man sitting underneath a bench, a flickering light above him, dimly illuminating
him. He caressed his camera, which frankly disgusted Quincy and sent shivers
down Aster’s spine. But it was not the time to be afraid. It was the time to
stand. The tiny birds near them, pecking at the ground for food, helped give
both of them that sense of serenity and clarity of mind that they needed.
“Hey. You. Guy with camera. I made a mistake not thinking you were
interesting,” Quincy said in a commanding voice. “I knew your camera didn’t
belong.”
“Doesn’t belong? You sound so pretentious,” Came the gravely response.
His voice bothered Aster. He didn’t look to be over forty, but his smoker’s
voice said otherwise.
“Be happy he admitted he was wrong,” Said Aster. She held up a tiny
sketchbook filled with drawings of animals and weapons. “Those people are dead.
What did you do?”
“I stole their souls,” He explained, standing up. He brought the camera
to his eye and gave a short whistle. “You’d look good on film, little lady.
Better than scruffles over there.”
Despite the fact that he now sounded like a cowboy, unable to obtain a
real personality other than ‘villain,’ Aster had to agree. While Quincy thought
he was terribly good-looking and quite the natural athlete, the reality was his
face was a little rough from random fights he got from demons and club
activities like boxing alike. He was also only so-so at sports, definitely
being, as some might say, a hot-dogger. Aster on the other hand knew her place;
she was definitely at the top of her class. Not necessarily better than
everyone else, but probably smarter and a lot more funny and talented. Her ears
were, however, crooked, so at least she knew without a shadow of a doubt that
she was far from perfect. The point was she would obviously be the most
photogenic of the two. She applauded the creepy man for recognizing this, but
silently as it would be inappropriate to do so out loud.
“There’s tons of energy coming from his camera,” Quincy pointed out. He
was the only one who could see the energy surrounding and spilling out of the
camera, and when he squinted his eyes he saw dozens of souls trying to escape,
only to be drawn back in. He clenched and released his fists at least half a
dozen times. “What do you have the energy to create?”
In response, Aster pushed Quincy out of the way, a crunching noise
following. He swore, Aster smacked him for using foul language, and then she
pointed to where they had been. A chunk of the ground was missing, and the
birds that had been pecking at the ground were all on the ground, motionless.
Dead.
The cameraman whistled again in the dark night. Everyone else at the zoo
was gathered around the ambulances, talking to police, all on the other side of
the establishment. They were all alone. Quincy pushed Aster aside and zig
zagged towards the man. Quincy was quick enough to avoid the lens, narrowly
avoiding having his created soul stolen and dodging the pot-holes the camera
was taking one by one.
Crunch, there was a chunk of
ground missing. Quincy zigged.
Crunch! Another chunk next to
Quincy’s foot. He zagged.
Crunch—the cameraman was
causing a lot of property damage and Quincy was right in front of him…
Squish. Quincy was missing part
of his arm. It was possibly the seventh grossest thing either of them had seen.
Aster screamed louder than she ever had before, louder than she thought
possible for herself. Quincy collapsed to his knees, grinding his teeth and
clutching his bloodied and disfigured right arm. The cameraman laughed in his
husky voice, adding subtle undertones of terror with Aster’s scream. Even when
her scream died down, he continued, his laugh evolving into a distant,
dystopian sounding whistle. It all sounded like it belonged in some cheesy
horror film’s soundtrack.
He lifted up his camera. He focused on Quincy.
“Accept the pain. It’ll make you look prettier than the girl.”
There was more laughing, and Aster yelled at the man to shut up because
she was so sick of hearing any noise coming from his face, whether it was the
laugh or the whistle or his unnatural voice, she was sick of it. But then she noticed
that his mouth wasn’t moving, and the chills started crawling up her spine. She
let out a shudder, an inaudible gasp, her breath naked— or perhaps clothed?—for
the world to see.
She whispered, “Something gloomy this way comes.”
She was right.
Aster Archer, something cooed
beneath the laughs. The name Chesterton
soon followed. The cameraman looked around, frazzled, and took a step back in
the boundary of the zoo’s streetlight. If Chesterton was really his name then
Aster almost didn’t blame him for turning out to be an evil prick.
Aster, Chesterton, Aster, Aster,
CHESTERTON, ASTER! The callings got louder, more forceful, and the laughing
got more haunting, taunting. Little red and white eyes surrounded them, and
unnatural blackness oozed them, swallowing the immediate vicinity. It was just
like the encounter at Lady Barkhurst’s, and if she had anything to do with the
monsters this time around Quincy would make sure to loiter in front of her
store because he was seventy-five percent sure that would piss her off the most
while Aster would give her store yet another
poor review in the school newspaper. First they’d have to get past the
Gloomies.
A Gloomy leapt out at Aster and she kicked it in the jaw, making it yelp.
She sprinted to Quincy before the darkness completely surrounded them, grabbing
him and pulling him into the circle of light created by the streetlamp, shoving
the stunned cameraman partially out of the circle of safety in the process.
“We’ve got to get out of here.”
“No duh. How about fixing my arm first?”
“Both of you shut up!” Chesterton spat out. He dropped the camera then held
up his hand as a book appeared. “Idiots, whistling in the dark. Of course
demons showed up.”
Of course Chesterton was delusional. Quincy was more than willing to
point out that Chesterton was the idiot who whistled—unless the pain made him
imagine that—yet he found himself not caring enough to say anything. The jerk would
probably get himself eaten by the Gloomies anyway. Aster was more focused on the grimoire
Chesterton made appear. She assumed that was probably how he had gotten the
camera, by creating it himself and not discovering it by chance, and she
started to think that maybe it would be in her best interest to have her own
book of spells to carry around. You know, for occasions such as this when
Quincy was injured and drawing a sword to fight with probably wouldn’t cut it.
Chesterton was in the process of casting a very French-sounding spell
when from the shadows, the mouth of one of the Gloomies grabbed his leg and
started dragging him out of the light. Thinking quickly, or perhaps not
thinking at all as people in these situations tend to do, Quincy extended his
damaged, dominant arm to hold on to the man but the pain he had momentarily
forgotten about shot through his body once more. He let go, and Chesterton was
dragged away, screaming.
“Your fault for hurting my arm!” Quincy shouted bitterly, his hand landing
outside the circle of light. Something bit down on his wrist and next thing
either he or Aster knew his right arm came right off.
The shadows, apparently accepting the magical menace Chesterton and
Quincy’s less than perfect offering of an arm as their meal, dissipated much
quicker than they had appeared, leaving two shell shocked college students.
Blood stains were left on the ground, presumably from Chesterton, and his
camera, his lonely camera, split open, spirits pouring out of the device and
dissipating.
The biggest question on Aster’s
mind was how they were going to sneak an armless Quincy past people and Quincy
was wondering if he could get out of his next French test by showing his
professor his missing limb. The second thing he thought was ‘oh no, the pain,’
followed by the realization he could never be a lefty and Aster wondered if
she’d ever be able to make a color of paint that looked realistically like
blood.
“We should probably go,” Quincy said through gritted teeth. Aster was quick
to agree.
Aster and Quincy stood impatiently in front of the oddly white door of
Sam’s dorm room. As a freshman, he was obliged to live on campus but how he had
managed to convince the school to let him paint the door, which stood out
terribly compared to the other doors filled with clutter, was beyond Aster or
Quincy. Aster pounded on the door.
The door opened at a mediocre pace, which meant it was too slow for Aster
so she forced it open the rest of the way. Sam, nearly naked in a tanktop and
colorful boxers, rubbed his eyes.
“Why…” He trailed off and yawned. There was an awkward silence before he
continued. “No, that’s it. Why? It’s three in the morning.”
“I told you we’d be a while. Ferry rides are longer than you’d think.”
Aster said impatiently.
“Right, you called! You needed a favor!” Sam apparently finally
remembered that he was supposed to be helpful in the current situation and
invited both Aster and Quincy inside his room, which was frighteningly tidy.
“Sorry, I fell asleep watching videos online. What was it you guys needed?”
“I need you to hide Quincy here for a few days.”
“What?” Sam glanced over at Quincy, who waved at Sam.
“Hey, what’s up? I’m Quincy.”
“He knows who you are.”
“What’s your point?”
Sam was obviously perplexed, but Aster didn’t exactly want to go into a
long explanation. She tore off the hoodie Quincy got at the zoo to try and hide
the fact he was missing an arm, causing a bit of commotion. It probably looked
like she was trying to do inappropriate things to him, but somehow she got the
jacket off and pointed to Quincy’s bloody shirt.
“Quincy lost his arm. Can’t let his roommates at his apartment see this
and I need a few days to make him a replacement.”
Sam looked exceptionally perplexed, which greatly amused Quincy. He even
went to pat his head and was confused at first why his arm wouldn’t do what his
mind told it to do when it hit him all over again that it was, regretfully,
missing in action and required something new to fill the vacancy it had left
behind.
Sam stared at Quincy. “Is this why you asked if I had a roommate?”
“Can I get an arm with super powers?” Quincy interjected.
“You can do that?” Sam stared at Aster now.
She shrugged. “It’ll take longer to build up the energy I need. So, what
do you say?”
“How’d you stop the bleeding?”
“Too gross to talk about. Let’s say that it took some, well, unique
drawings to fix.”
“You couldn’t have gotten him a new shirt?”
“Do you know how much energy I used? My powers take a lot out of me, I’ll
have you know. I had to buy that hoodie.” Sam was about to say something else
but Aster interrupted. “Couldn’t make a prosthetic, either. Are you going to
help?”
“What if a friend comes over?”
This time it was Quincy, who was getting a headache from all the boring
talk, that spoke next. “Do you have
any other friends?”
“Depends on your definition.”
“Is that a yes?” Aster asked in frustration.
Sam continued to stare at Aster, which made her uncomfortable until she
remembered he was in his underwear, which made the whole thing a little comical
instead. Quincy didn’t even notice Sam’s lack of clothing because, as a guy, he
was used to people he lived with walking around in their undies and because,
you know, his arm was missing. He wasn’t thinking about a whole lot of things.
Finally, Sam responded.
“Are you God?”
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